Salty the Astrologer Cat Has Your March Horoscope

Ah, March. The month that notoriously comes in like a lion (or a floof that hasn’t had their breakfast) and out like a lamb. Our fingers are crossed that by month’s end, we’ll be smooth sailing into the balmy skies of spring. There’s a lot that needs to happen between then and now, though, and Salty the Astrologer cat has some predictions for you. 

If you haven’t met Salty yet, he’s a handsome tabby cat with a mystical third eye! Salty has a way with horoscopes, and this week he took a break from watching birds in the window to share some wise words. (And though he usually writes for pets, he decided to throw a bone to humans this time around! Consider yourself very lucky.) 

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Have you felt like the world was urging you to take up a new hobby? Heed those inclinations, friend. Write down some things you’ve been meaning to try and pick one or two to do this month! Consider ways to include your pet, too, like enrolling in a training program or tackling a daily walk in the park.

Your Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, and 20.43

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

It’s been tricky finding ways to connect with others lately for all sorts of good reasons. This month, the cards are in your favor to nurture relationships, including those with family, friends, and romantic partners. Text someone you haven’t talked to in a while or consider sending a piece of snail mail. Don’t forget to carve out pet/parent bonding time, too!

Your Lucky Numbers: 14 and ?. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ve got a lot of pent-up energy this month, Aries, so why not put it to use? Tackle a household project you’ve been meaning to check off your to-do list, teach your pet a new trick, or plan a pet-approved getaway for next spring. And if all else fails just embrace a case of the zoomies and burn off that energy the old-fashioned way.

Your Lucky Numbers: 9 and 1.3

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

My spidey senses are telling me that you may have found yourself putting off an important task that you’re dreading. Ugh, been there, avoided that. Maybe it’s taxes, maybe it’s fixing that appliance, or maybe it’s jumping back into the exercise game. Pro Tip: keep a floof by your side for a surge of endorphins during these trying times. 

Your Lucky Numbers: 529 and 3.  

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Your moon is in position to bring clarity and insight for the next month, so put your ear to the sky and listen carefully! Think about something that you’ve been going back and forth on and really meditate on it. Once you have that clarity, you’ll feel a weight come off your shoulders. Long, quiet walks with your pup can help you get there!

Your Lucky Numbers: 6, 29, and Pi

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It feels like you’ve been firing on all cylinders lately! Use this energy to your advantage, but don’t forget to pencil in some time for cat naps and snuggle breaks. Recharging is just as important as charging ahead, as evidenced by those post-nap pet zoomies.

Your Lucky Numbers: 9, 107,  and 7,218.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Communication’s not so easy, is it? You’ve been struggling to get your point across to others, and chances are they’re feeling the same exact way. Here’s what you’ve gotta do: approach this dilemma as if you’re on the same team striving toward a shared goal. This adjustment will create a total mind shift that turns you into a power team! Paws unite!

Your Lucky Numbers: 1 and 1 ½.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Have you been focused on your health lately? You’re eating right and getting those steps in, but also make sure to take care of your mind. Meditate, create a calming 10-minute morning routine that gets the day off to a good start, and breathe in fresh air every day. A quick stroll with your pet is a great idea!

Your Lucky Numbers: 68 and 2021

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

My senses are telling me you’ve been feeling as if you’re stuck in a dull, monotonous rut. This advice might feel counterintuitive, but embrace the dullness for just a moment. Our minds and bodies often are on go-go-go mode, which might make those quiet hours feel especially dull. These are opportunities to sit back and enjoy the quietude. Pets are masters of this approach — channel that simple contentment! 

Your Lucky Numbers: 9,318 and 4.  

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21

You’re a natural-born leader, which means many people rely heavily on your guidance. This can be as rewarding as it is taxing. Consider this your reminder to hand off some of your workload to others. Strong leaders remember to delegate, and you’ve surrounded yourself with A+ people you can really put your trust in. 

Your Lucky Numbers: 87 and 14.77.  

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You may find yourself looking for adventure lately. Listen to your intuition and get out there and find it!  Perhaps some local travel is in your plans? Or maybe a day-long road trip filled with outdoor exploration? And if leaving the house isn’t an option just yet, planning an adventure for later is a good way to satisfy that wanderlust itch. BTW, did you know there are *so many* hotels that cater to pets? Get in on that... 

Your Lucky Numbers: 492 and 11.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

The stars are in alignment for the makings of a new connection — perhaps a new book or a new chapter in a familiar one. Don’t shy away from this relationship that’s been presented to you. Rather, explore it with an open mind and see what comes of it. This could be a love story, a potential new pet foster or adoptee, or even a friendship.

Your Lucky Numbers: 9 and 345

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